”I enjoyed this blog so much more when it was about clothing instead of your photos and what you’ve been doing.”
Hey guys! Time for a WIWT! post!
Here’s what I wore today! By that I mean I was really wearing different jeans and shoes earlier, but when I got home I just needed to changed a do a post. There was a package waiting with some pants I had ordered, obviously I had to do a WIWT! post to show em off. But I gotta play it cool so it looks like I just wear them and act like I don’t think I’m the shit for it.
Time to take the photo. Go outside, put set my tripod up, my DSLR is already on it because this is the only thing I really use it for. Set the shot up and put the camera on 10 second timer and go pose. Now I gotta do something that will look cool and people will want to reblog, but I also have to make it look like I’m not trying too hard, or taking of a photo of myself. It needs to look casual but cool, and nothing like what reality is. Because in reality I’m standing in front of a camera, holding a ballet pose trying to look cool while I pretend to zip up my weird shirt parka thing and also wearing skinny jeans I’m trying to stretch out that have an attached skirt over the back pockets. Awesome, third shot is the charm and we can get out of here. I don’t even wanna talk about being walked in on during this process.
Now I have to look at myself some more while I edit the photo to be just perfect, and…. There. Got it, damn I looked cool. Can’t even tell I felt like a little girl during a dance recital while I took the photo. Now I just have to add some witty copy… gotta stay cool though, don’t mention the clothes, just something cool I have to go do. Done, ready to post.